dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
(via slityourownthroatt)
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
(Source: bliss07, via melinda7x23)
wxng:
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have